The Company is now hiring. The rank to join has now been lowered to Henchmen, and 9 new positions are waiting to be filled. Company members will enjoy a generous salary, lucrative benefits, random bonuses, promotions with hard work, and travel opportunities to exotic locations.
Applicants will be tested mentally and physically by Maximillian "Maxi" King and Destiny "Dezzy" Kane. They will evaluate to see what you are capable of over the course of a 1 month probationary period. Housing and monetary compensation will be provided. (Note: Mr King and Mrs Kane reserve the right to release any applicant at any time, without warning.)
Applicants must be prepared for - as well as to do - anything.
Are you interested? Ready to get paid? Think you have what it takes? Simply respond to this post to sign up.
